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  • After half being eaten by bird, worm gets asked if she's lost weight.

  • A jellyfish's tentacles look shorter because he was in cold water.
  • Dog thinks chewing leash leads to freedom, but instead leads to shorter leash.
  • Medusa gets snakes shortened for her summer haircut.
  • A man recieves a tiny loan agreement because his bankers took out all of the words like "hereby."
  • Person shortens new year's resolutions to simply be more like George Harrison.

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