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  • Snow woman complains that melting snowman date’s online profile said he was taller and he answers he was that morning.
  • Book titled Nothing Is Out of Reach is on top shelf of bookstore where man can’t get it.
  • Tall dog questions why short dog does not love snow.
  • Regular size vehicles outmatched by stretch limos on the basketball court.
  • Mayflies watch It's a Wonderful 24 Hours because they have short lifespans.
  • Pirate is disappointed he's walking off the plank and will be two steps short of his FitBit goal.

  • In mayfly edition of Annie, character sings about how there is no tomorrow.
  • After half being eaten by bird, worm gets asked if she's lost weight.

  • Dr. Seuss' shortest book is Yellow and White Eggs with Pink Ham.
  • A lawyer defends his client from money-laundering charges by showing that he can't even do normal laundry.
  • A jellyfish's tentacles look shorter because he was in cold water.

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