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  • A man uses a woman's playlist as a grocery shopping list.
  • Scallops are jealous of seashells whose job is being mermaid's bra.
  • Walrus Teeth floss is the size of rope.
  • A man is scientifically proven to be happier than a clam.
  • A lobster thinks a couple is adopting her and her friend, but really they're about to get eaten.
  • A mussel's therapist tells him to go back into his shell.
  • Man and woman in boat, man yells at woman fighting giant oyster for her to just let him have the damn pearls.
  • Clams take Cleo to bachelor party at On The Halfshell with live, saucy clams, clam digs, chowder wrestling, Cleo worries he will catch red tide.


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