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  • TSA Precheck turtle goes right through airline security without taking off shell.
  • Tortoise dreams of being able to scratch his back.
  • Hermit crab emerges from Weight Watchers with small shell.
  • Hermit crab asks if shell makes her butt look big.
  • Turtle comes home from party wearing his shell upside down.
  • Sea turtle recovers from wardrobe malfunction.
  • Realtor tells buyers they can hear the ocean at seashell house.
  • After overdoing it at the buffet, turtle is unable to hide in shell to hide from predator.

  • Woman complains that the baseball players are getting into bird feeders seeds again.
  • A turtle has a shell for protection, but also uses a knife.
  • A turtle dad borrows his son's shell to use as a bike helmet.
  • Mother Goose's children bring her an omelet in bed, but it's made of Humpty Dumpty.

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