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  • Flute and clarinet gossip about saxophone in sunglasses at the bar’s rumored musical stamina holding a note.
  • Mitten suspects wife of infidelity because one of their children is a glove.
  • Man’s laptop inappropriately complements his soft and soothing fingertips.
  • Dog husband is frustrated by wife with laptop in bed wearing sign that says “Working, Do Not Pet.”
  • Santa with laptop computer ordered sexy Santa suit with skirt, fishnet stockings and high heel boots from website by mistake.
  • Christmas tree on laptop is caught by wife looking at internet porn of naked tree with no leaves.
  • Praying Mantis attempts to attract a mate with a fake chocolate head.
  • Rudolph hits on a reindeer asking if she wants to shout out with glee.
  • Lack of privacy for fish leads to no sex.
  • Kiss the Cook apron quickly escalated to sex in bed.
  • Woman mistakes cat scratches on headboard as tally marks for man's sexual partners.
  • Phone reassures that sex was great but was just in silent mode.


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