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  • Seagull can't bring himself to share a photo of chips on social media.
  • Woman brings man in hospital a balloon that says Don't Get Me Sick.
  • Man is so narcissistic that when therapist asks him if he's a narcissist he thinks he's too fantastic to be one.
  • Selfish, greedy people download without paying sound like pirates.

  • Honey bee fakes cramp after reading about dying after stinging someone.
  • Sun casts shadow on beach taking selfie.
  • Woman doesn't realize that pet store gift card is missing because cat used it to buy fish.
  • Overpopulation of Earth is compared to man taking up too much seating space on subway.
  • Groundhog hogs all the coffee in his extra-large cup.
  • Cat selfishly sleeps on head of feverish cat.

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