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  • One Zilla monster asks another eating a chocolate factory if it broke it’s New Year’s Resolution already.
  • Stocking filled with Christmas gifts says to another that it always puts on weight during the holidays too.
  • Woman at fair will guess your frenemy’s weight.
  • Salesman cat offers a fat cat a bigger size box but he doesn’t want one.
  • Fat witch regrets eating a whole gingerbread house.
  • Snowman thinks a man shoveling called him fat.
  • Turkey wraps snood of partner to prevent embarrassment.
  • Hermit crab asks if shell makes her butt look big.
  • Man can keep to his diet when he has to cook food that fits on small grill.
  • Charlie Brown only realizes he's put on weight when the zig zag on his shirt becomes a straight line.
  • After overdoing it at the buffet, turtle is unable to hide in shell to hide from predator.

  • After half being eaten by bird, worm gets asked if she's lost weight.



You searched for: self-conscious