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  • On audio tour, stolen artwork is referenced as "The Napping Security Guard" piece.
  • All the paintings collected for Occupy Wall are baroque or broke.
  • Art connoisseur asks the museum's security guard where to find the high def paintings.
  • The Hope Diamond starts carrying a sign that says "The End is Near."
  • The biggest change at airport security has been the smell from people's shoes.
  • Cave people hide enormous dinosaur eggs for Easter egg hunt.
  • A tooth gets a cavity search done at the airport, before going through security.
  • The characters from Peanuts get real jobs.
  • Scooby and the Gang can't come to Halloween parties because they unmask the guests.
  • Linus' security blanket guards him behind the scenes of Peanuts.
  • A man working at Fort Knox gets a long gold bar up his butt.


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