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  • Cat knock knock jokes send them under the couch in fear after hearing the knock.
  • Dog's leg twitching in sleep really means that he's being chased by a big scary rabbit.
  • A movie full of fireworks is a horror movie of loud noises for cats and dogs.
  • Santa mistakenly gets arrested for being a scary creepy clown.

  • Dad reassures Billy that there aren't any monsters in closet, but there are other scary things.

  • Woman gets angry not at date's transformation into werewolf, but that he's shedding all over her.

  • Cats' fur stands on end after being scared in the haunted house.

  • Zombie jellyfish attacks for nerve nets rather than brains.
  • While the wiener mobile is a marketing success, the haggis mobile was a marketing failure.

  • A cartoonist's campfire scary story is where a joke has no punchlines.
  • In a dog's Twilight Zone, dogs don't have any butts.
  • Fish grim reaper arrives with a net rather than a scythe.

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