Santa mistakenly gets arrested for being a scary creepy clown.
Dad reassures Billy that there aren't any monsters in closet, but there are other scary things.
Woman gets angry not at date's transformation into werewolf, but that he's shedding all over her.
Cats' fur stands on end after being scared in the haunted house.
While the wiener mobile is a marketing success, the haggis mobile was a marketing failure.