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  • Hallmark cards for snowflakes all say "There's no one quite like you" inside.
  • People's neighbors are good because they're fences.
  • Charlie Brown has good grief.
  • A bacterium wears a t-shirt that says "That which does not kill me, makes me stronger."
  • The early bird understands the worm.
  • It's raining so hard that swordfish and porcupines come out of the sky.
  • Two people ignore an elephant in their robot vacuum.
  • Candy hearts go to a tattoo parlor to get valentine messages written on them.
  • Rather than "Live long and prosper," angry Mr. Spock reverses his motto.
  • It's not fun and games for zombie who loses eye at poker.
  • At party of food mascots, someone yells "Let's break bread"' and Pillsbury Doughboy gets killed.


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