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  • Nervous beer pint tries to ask other beer at bar if it’s a lager but says are you larger by mistake.
  • Woman on date asks man his relationship goals and he says “know intimacy” but she hears “no” and leaves.
  • Woman cleaning dog poo on rug says puppy should be pronounced poopy with a long u.
  • Hallmark cards for snowflakes all say "There's no one quite like you" inside.
  • People's neighbors are good because they're fences.
  • Charlie Brown has good grief.
  • A bacterium wears a t-shirt that says "That which does not kill me, makes me stronger."
  • It's raining so hard that swordfish and porcupines come out of the sky.
  • Two people ignore an elephant in their robot vacuum.
  • Candy hearts go to a tattoo parlor to get valentine messages written on them.
  • Rather than "Live long and prosper," angry Mr. Spock reverses his motto.


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