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  • Turkey on laptop checks Facebook to see how many friends marked themselves safe.
  • Comb and Don't Comb signs at beach tell beachcombers when to cross.
  • Mouse's GPS suggest an alternate route because cats are sleeping outside mouse hole.
  • Dog teases dog wearing cone that he can now be a sundial to tell time.
  • Blowfish prefers long distance relationships for safety.

  • Devil discovers that his misshapen pitchfork is not dishwasher safe.

  • It takes a very long time to open seltzer bottle without spraying.
  • Honey bee fakes cramp after reading about dying after stinging someone.
  • It is not rubber glove's lucky day when he is chosen by the proctologist.
  • As Jack climbs beanstalk, Giant complains that his stuff isn't safe in the cloud.
  • Bite Guard to repel vampires parodies men's Right Guard deodorant.

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