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  • Husband lies to his wife that he's still eating healthy because he's eating electronic bacon.
  • Man can keep to his diet when he has to cook food that fits on small grill.
  • Two men named Herb complain bitterly about not having flour at Passover table.
  • A ghost wants to tweet a long 'boo,' but is limited to 140 characters.
  • Dogs have to be at least 1 year old to look at dog porn.
  • Snake's new diet is to tie itself into a knot to restrict eating.
  • Beach doesn't allow dogs, but does allow all other types of animals.
  • A tiger is chasing a man and he has to decide if it's enough of an emergency to use the emergency exit.
  • At a doggie dinner party, one dog agrees to a helping of cat because he is cutting down on saturated cats, rather than saturated fats.


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