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  • Man reads list of red ink altered New Year resolutions changed to dogs’ wants as dog naps with marker.
  • Cars find past year disappointing because they thought they'd be flying now.

  • A dog resolves to be less easily distracted, but he doesn't finish the note because he gets distracted by a squirrel.
  • A woman makes a post about spending less time on Facebook, but then obsessively checks to see if anyone has liked the post.

  • Dan's OCD prompts him to countdown three hours early to the new year.
  • Man can't stay awake when his resolution to cut back caffeine is successful.
  • Man makes a New Year's Resolution to stop being careless, then carelessly stabs himself with the pen.
  • A fish writes its new year's evolution wishes.
  • A woman doesn't stop watching her soap operas because of amnesia.
  • A computer virus called 'New Year's Resolution'.
  • A restaurant serves a meal designed to break as many New Year's Resolutions at once as possible.
  • A woman resolves to be the right weight for height, so she buys six-inch heels.

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