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  • Fish is late to date in the same fishbowl because his GPS isn't working.
  • Kiss the Cook apron quickly escalated to sex in bed.
  • After looking at his phone, Blondie asks Dagwood who Brunettie is.
  • Woman mistakes cat scratches on headboard as tally marks for man's sexual partners.
  • Pepper shaker and vegetable pepper wind up on a bad blind date.
  • Mother flower with too many children agrees that the pollen count is high.
  • Pizza and pineapple couple sneak around because people don't think pineapple should go on pizza.
  • Snowman breaks up with snowwoman because their May-December relationship would cause them to melt.
  • Phone reassures that sex was great but was just in silent mode.
  • Snowman brings wife to hospital because her ice broke.
  • Mrs. Potatohead is surprised to find Mr. Potatohead drinking when he said he was visiting his grandfather.
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