Blowfish prefers long distance relationships for safety.
Man entices family over for Thanksgiving by telling them they can catch a Pickachu there.
Grandma's superpower is that she can remember family's' birthdays without Facebook's help.
Ghost admits to therapist that she's felt extra invisible around spouse.
Woman gets angry not at date's transformation into werewolf, but that he's shedding all over her.
Dracula tells son that city will someday still be his.