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  • Assembly line needs to reject Ford Focus because it is out of focus.
  • Snow White declines witch's apple because she doesn't eat anything genetically magicfied.
  • R2D2 and C3P-0 hit on some female robots, but they say they aren't the droids they're looking for.
  • Charlie Brown becomes a Goth and wants to be called Charlie Black.
  • A woman giving birth has to leave the hospital because they don't accept Saturday deliveries.
  • A door is pushy with another door, but she's a pull door so she rejects him.
  • A little girl putting clothes on her doll is dressing her cat with her eyes.
  • A fly has a fetish for being shooed away.
  • Caesar should have gotten a knife-proof toga when he had the chance.
  • Two Christmas trees both got dumped on New Year's.
  • Little Bo Peep refuses Humpty Dumpty's egg snog at a nursery rhyme new year's party.
  • Tiger tells leopard that they can't date because their stripes and spots clash.


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