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  • Squeeze bottle ketchup tells glass bottle he never has a problem staying regular.
  • A praying mantis' dentist accuses her of not flossing and says he can still see some of her first husband in her teeth.
  • A man buys solar power for his car.
  • Food vendor that sells binding foods has restroom for customers only.
  • A man tries to use a regular candle as a firework, while the Roman candle is ruining his house inside.
  • Low ash cat food is made by employees who don't smoke.
  • Kenny shows up in heaven and Saint Peter recognizes him because he's a regular.
  • A funeral director asks a chicken widow how crispy she wants her cremated husband to be.
  • Godzilla eats too much fiber and has to retreat to the woods to poop.
  • Shop teachers can get discount manicures because they usually have fewer fingers.


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