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  • King's men can't figure out how to put Humpty Dumpty's two halves back together again.
  • Donald Duck's friends remember that ducks are hatched, not born, and call off party.
  • A man quits his modeling job before fully vested.
  • When fish instructor is told to teach intelligent design instead of evolution, he walks.
  • A store offers the best smoke detectors available, ex-smokers.
  • A girl scout and her father talk about their different patches.
  • A dog has to adjust to toilet locks with a new baby in the house.
  • A pig smoking cigarettes is smoked ham; a pig on the nicotine patch is a cured ham.
  • A dad notices Mr. Potatohead has switched from smoking a pipe to having a nicotine patch.
  • The Big Bad Wolf decides to retire when the Three Little Pigs move to a house made of fruitcake.
  • Cookie Monster goes on the Cookie Patch to control his addiction.
  • A dragon resigns because he no longer has the fire in his belly.


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