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  • May fly is about to mark calendar for mayflies that’s only it’s lifespan today.
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  • Stressed Santa thinks stupid snooze button rushing in sleigh as disappointed children see no gifts in stockings and under Christmas trees.
  • Gift wrap takes 2 minutes or 22 minutes with naughty cat laying on wrapping paper for belly rub.
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  • Giraffes becomes annoyed with antelope because he drink his coffee quickly.
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