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  • A man dislikes how far apart his date's eyes are -- one in her head, and one in Paris.
  • A dating service matches people up based on their car seat and mirror adjustments.
  • Ants are expected to be programming computers higher than their brain capacity.
  • A clock doesn't care about the gender of her child, just that it has one long hand and one short hand.
  • A man orders a child-sized drink and recieves a drink the size of his child.


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