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  • Dog preacher promises that with good behavior they will meet their god Oscar the Grouch.
  • Frankenstein tells his bride that his body came with a tattoo with someone else's name on it.
  • A dog on a date with a squirrel promises that it's the only one he chases.
  • A pirate and a dog owner are both disappointed by how big their pets got.
  • A mom threatens to post her son's baby photos on Facebook if he doesn't call her more often.
  • An ant stuck to an anteater's tongue and a fly stuck to a frog's tongue promise to never let go.
  • Kringle Energy Drink gives you energy to do all your work in one night like Santa.
  • Snowman wife puts husband's head in roof hole after his promises to fix it go unfilled.
  • Santa threatens to promise ponies if no tips are given.
  • A computer virus called 'New Year's Resolution'.
  • A man promises to go to church every Sunday if his mother didn't find out he broke a lamp when he was a boy.


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