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  • Bird annoyed by woman saying pretty bird thinks its another earworm.
  • A candlestick argues with her boyfriend about whether a menorah is hotter than her.
  • A knight uses the mirror on the wall to find the fairest of them all.
  • Adam reminds God that he can use his 23 other ribs to create more women.
  • Scallops are jealous of seashells whose job is being mermaid's bra.
  • Man wishes he paid attention in physics class when catapulting to woman on other island.
  • Man cave gets replaced by a more feminine d'cor when man caves.
  • Juror's beauty distracts courtroom artist from sketching defendant.
  • Pretty flower worries that she'll be pollinated by an ugly flower.
  • Dog provides service by helping man attract beautiful women.
  • A car flirting with another car gets warning lights from his wife.
  • Fish at bottom of sea admit that female fish above them is out of their league.


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