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  • Origin of hibernation is bear husband pretending to sleep when wife asks what its Valentine’s Day present is.
  • Dog’s secret admirer dumped garbage can out on doorstep for Valentine’s Day.
  • Dog wants more presents from Santa to destroy after ripping up gift wrap making a large mess.
  • Santa flying sleigh checks cellphone’s twisting and turning GPS map for directions to deliver toys.
  • Rudolph was sick so Santa called on Rashy the Red Butt Reindeer to guide his sleigh.
  • Woman checks smartphone app to see how much man spent on her Christmas gifts.
  • Santa is annoyed to find note from cable company service technician that they missed him on the one day that he’s out.
  • Cat walks by woman leaving Christmas gift of shedded fur on her pant legs.
  • Stocking filled with Christmas gifts says to another that it always puts on weight during the holidays too.
  • Exercising Santa lifts present sack weights to prep for delivering toys on Christmas Eve.
  • Stocking hung by fire says gesundheit to one that has sneezed Christmas gifts all over room.
  • Department store Santa tells girl on cellphone she needs to wait in line like everyone else.


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