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  • Teenager tells dad he's not brushing his teeth because he is seasoning them.
  • Woman who does have caffeine at home mistakes salt for sugar when making coffee at work.
  • The early bird arrives at a party obnoxiously early.
  • Anteaters go out to dinner, but all the restaurants are called Ants.
  • A cat goes to a mouse burrito store and the cashier asks him if he wants white or brown.
  • A pirate asks who made the sausage and another pirate with a hook says he had a hand in it.
  • An anteater makes Thanksgiving stuffing out of ants.
  • A girl dog puts on Eau de Wet Dog perfume, which is just water.
  • Noah loads his arc with chipmunks as food.
  • A pear takes so long to get ready that her banana boyfriend gets ripe waiting.
  • A clay dreidel is not dry and ready because she showered too long before her date.
  • At his pet store job, Brad dresses as a chef since that's the job he really wants.


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