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  • Bird prefers seek out locally grown see rather than get seed from the birdfeeder.
  • Soldier serves Darth Vader cake sliced so that he can fit it into his mask's mouth.
  • Blowfish prefers long distance relationships for safety.

  • Right-handed store opens up next to left-handed store.
  • A fly says he liked a piece of roadkill more before it got popular.
  • There's a wait in a cat restaurant because all of them want to sit by the window.
  • A cat goes to a mouse burrito store and the cashier asks him if he wants white or brown.
  • Dr. Seuss' shortest book is Yellow and White Eggs with Pink Ham.
  • The most romantic dog valentine ever says "I love you second to food."
  • A fish goes for the "dangerous type": a fishing lure.
  • A dog tells his owner that he's starting to feel like his second-best friend.
  • A woman can't decide if she wants to buy candy she likes or candy she doesn't like for Halloween.

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