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  • A turkey takes out a life insurance policy.
  • A girl doesn't bring her photo ID to Santa, so he takes her off the Nice list.
  • Being unable to read word on web site proves user is drug free.
  • A dog with a spiky nose wonders why his friends always sit when he arrives.
  • People wear visors to protect from flying corks on New Year's.
  • A kid is allergic to sunscreen, so he wears hundreds of pairs of sunglasses.
  • Mrs. Claus thinks Santa wore his red suit to the beach, but he just has a sunburn.
  • A nerd wears a bully-proof vest to school.
  • A woman avoids a man from the sales department by using Doo Doo Breath breath spray.
  • A cockroach wears a radiation suit to get food stuck to the walls of a microwave.
  • A man uses The Club to secure things other than a car.
  • A man forgets to deactivate the kill switch in his car, so it tries to stab him.


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