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  • A praying mantis eats Crunchy Man Heads while watching TV.
  • A praying mantis' dentist accuses her of not flossing and says he can still see some of her first husband in her teeth.
  • A female praying mantis becomes a zombie and acts just like she did before she turned.
  • Praying mantis repaints bedroom to hide evidence of husband she killed.
  • Praying mantis couple go to movies, male doesn't want to see "Eat His Brain"' chick flick.
  • A praying mantis watches "All My Children" on the food channel.
  • Bugs plan a way to avoid getting crushed by feet.
  • Praying mantises gossip about a couple where the man ate the woman.
  • A praying mantis refuses to eat any of her children.
  • A praying mantis can't list her kids as dependents because she ate them.
  • Praying mantis bumper stickers have jokes about eating other mantises.
  • A praying mantis housewife watches a show about how to cook her husband.


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