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  • Plasticman's cat can stretch to cover a whole couch without special powers.
  • Darth Vader's hand hurts when he uses the Force to strangle someone.
  • A kid dressed as Yoda uses the force to steal candy from other kids.
  • Impossible to tell when man's controller battery dies when playing Conductor Hero video game.
  • Capitol Hill windmills are powered by politicians' debate over energy policies.
  • Superman's son inherited his x-ray vision and sees pink underwear.
  • Guilt-free mower runs on solar while guilt-ridden mower runs on grass screams.
  • More Superheroes you don't really hear about.
  • Superman in doctor's office explains it takes him two bounds to leap tall buildings.
  • The iTombs card lets you download music for your sarcophagus.
  • Characters with obscure powers you don't hear about on Heroes.
  • Father Time makes it time for bed so his kids will calm down.


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