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  • A pick your own apple orchard weighs customers before and after to charge them for apples they eat.
  • Villains from Star Wars massage people's backs.
  • Monsters go to the gym to stay small enough to fit under people's beds.
  • In desperate attempt to lose weight, woman cuts hair.
  • Reindeers' return trip isn't easier because Santa gains weight back with milk and cookies.
  • Cake goes straight to woman's arm instead of to her hips.
  • Tom loses 10 pounds and 15 friends because of embarrassing dance-walking.
  • The cat lost three pounds while the owner gained that same amount in cat hair.
  • Gavel Boy quickly replaces judges broken courtroom gavel with new one.
  • Boss upset at construction workers tweeting on twitter while working.
  • Carpenter discovers design flaw in the bobblehead hammer as it injures him.
  • Fish with hook in mouth brags about the size of the fisherman he escaped.


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