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  • Chicken crossed the road playing Pokémon Go.
  • A turkey takes out a life insurance policy.
  • Lady Gaga wears the Thanksgiving turkey when she's a kid.
  • A turkey hires a stunt double so he won't be killed on Thanksgiving.
  • Chickens go to couples counseling because one of them wants their relationship to be free range.
  • A turkey takes a selfie before being killed for Thanksgiving.
  • A turkey's head is cut off even though he read How To Keep Your Head in All Situations.
  • A chicken psychic tells another chicken that she won't complete her bucket list, but someone else's -- as fried chicken.
  • Manufacturer gets pot for chicken pot pie by removing pot bellies off chickens.
  • Angry birds get that way from having their wings and drum sticks removed.
  • Cats at Thanksgiving might be thankful, but they won't admit it.
  • Somehow turkey knows that Tofurky doesn't compare to eating real turkey.

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