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  • Rather than praying, praying mantis prefers the non-denominational sending-positive-vibes mantis.
  • Woman is annoyed by happy man and his rose-colored galoshes during snowstorm.
  • Ray's specialties are all smoked because his barbecue is always full of smoke.
  • A woman's hot flashes mean her heating bills are cheaper.
  • The roadrunner explains how to get through a painted tunnel.
  • A man's tombstone says he's one step closer to becoming a zombie.
  • Sisyphus meets a dung beetle and is relieved that at least he doesn't have to carry poop.
  • Well-adjusted willow has branches pointing upward rather than downward.
  • Rather than "Live long and prosper," angry Mr. Spock reverses his motto.
  • By beating test subject, researchers hope to treat incurable optimism.
  • At his pet store job, Brad dresses as a chef since that's the job he really wants.


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