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  • Turkey changes picture on Cornell University bird species painting to read bad taste poison lizard bird.
  • Homeowner puts poison signs on lawn to deter dogs from peeing and pooping on lawn.
  • Man lands in hospital after mistaking poison for fancy microbrew.
  • Snow White declines witch's apple because she doesn't eat anything genetically magicfied.
  • A dog orders her husband the Death by Chocolate dessert.
  • A mom complains that a kid is trashing her home, but outside everyone is polluting the earth.
  • A bug says that reading is overrated, as it is eating into a can of pesticide.
  • A man who poisoned himself asks for an antidote, but his wife reads him an anecdote instead.
  • Snow White eats a poisoned apple, but her husband wants to wait until after the game to take her to the hospital.
  • A man sprays bug spray on his barbecue food.
  • Husband cat finds that his wife put a poinsettia leaf in his sandwich and thinks she is trying to poison him.
  • A news channel asks a scary questions, says news at 11, and then at 11 says the answer is no and everything is fine.


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