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  • Turkey changes picture on Cornell University bird species painting to read bad taste poison lizard bird.
  • Homeowner puts poison signs on lawn to deter dogs from peeing and pooping on lawn.
  • Man lands in hospital after mistaking poison for fancy microbrew.
  • Snow White declines witch's apple because she doesn't eat anything genetically magicfied.
  • A dog orders her husband the Death by Chocolate dessert.
  • Socrates' hemlock is organic.
  • Restaurant patron complains to chef that fish he ordered contains the mythological Mercury.
  • Dog arrested for passing out chocolate Halloween treats to puppies.
  • A mom complains that a kid is trashing her home, but outside everyone is polluting the earth.
  • A bug says that reading is overrated, as it is eating into a can of pesticide.
  • A snake goes on a diet to cleanse its body, but looses its venom in the process.
  • Snow White's Macintosh gets a poisonous virus.


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