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  • A pigeon has paintings of Crumbs in his house.
  • The bird is stuffed when it won't stop asking questions.
  • A bird can't poop on a car, so he paints it with white paint instead.
  • A man who runs a car wash pays birds to poop on people's cars so he gets more business.
  • The Pillsbury Dough Boy's wife murders him and feeds his remains to birds.
  • Birds wait by a car wash to poop on cars because they like a clean slate.
  • Birds wait for a man to shovel his car out of the snow so they can poop on it.
  • If a bird spy is captured by the enemy, he has to swallow instant rice.
  • A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
  • A homing pigeon commits a mass shooting.
  • A chicken has hands where angels usually have wings.
  • A man stuffs a bird with bread because it complains about the breadcrumbs he's feeding it.


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