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  • Researcher tests painful internet haircutting laptop scissor arm invention rough drafts.
  • Cat asleep on lap dreams biting mice but chomps owner’s fingers painfully.
  • Rude Lobster menu has angry crabs and steamed clams attacking diner in Red Lobster restaurants spoof.
  • Bad cat scratches, claws and gets in owner’s way committing reckless endangerment, obstruction, destruction of property and hand slaughter crimes.
  • Fruit cops say peach being painfully waxed is brave to go undercover as nectarine.
  • Honey bee fakes cramp after reading about dying after stinging someone.
  • Dog owner accidentally practices voo doo on daschund when he eats hot dog.
  • If these walls could talk, they would scream in pain as construction crew hammers nails.
  • There is nothing like the sound of child's voice for woman, can opener for cat, tree falling for beaver, and "Ow, my thumb!" for hammer.


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