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  • Stocking filled with Christmas gifts says to another that it always puts on weight during the holidays too.
  • Overweight man asks city workers to not place the "thickly settled"' sign in front of his house.
  • Wife balloon is upset with her husband when he goes out to an oxygen bar and comes home inflated.
  • Two sharks enjoy the big portions in this country.
  • The day after Thanksgiving is a huge shopping day for pants.
  • Crabs change the lettering on the 'no-carb meal' sign.
  • A mother wolf tells her child a nursery rhyme.
  • A car gets a new set of tires, but in the wrong size.
  • The Grim Reaper's wife tries on a new cloak, and wants to know if it makes her tailbone look big.
  • A woman hangs her clothes on a treadmill at a gym.
  • A spider rescue crew is needed at the waterspout.
  • Miss Muffet goes in for liposuction.


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