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  • Santa is annoyed to find note from cable company service technician that they missed him on the one day that he’s out.
  • Slice of bread in bag is horrified to see another outside has been badly burnt in a toaster.
  • A piñata's sneeze blows open a hole in piñata across from him.

  • Watching people run from the water screaming as they remember phones in their pockets is good beach entertainment.
  • A Christmas light stays out of the office and then none of the lights work.
  • The stone with the sword in it wishes it could see a specialist.
  • A dentist runs out of laughing gas and has to give his patient laughing solids.
  • A man has a striped tan because some bulbs in a tanning booth were burnt out.
  • Man loses hand because he didn't follow lyrics to take out hand during Hokey Pokey.
  • Devil's inbox overflows with sinners while outbox remains empty.
  • Monster umpire must look up if run counts if only a foot crosses home plate.

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