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  • A Christmas tree pops its ornaments in the mirror like acne.
  • Ornaments disappointed when they aren't picked up for the new Christmas season.
  • Surviving Christmas with a cat around is difficult for Christmas ornaments.
  • Christmas ornaments watch a movie called Nightmare Before Christmas where a cat bats at an ornament.
  • A man remembers decorating being easier when he was a kid.
  • Martha Stewart's cat has some Christmas designs of her own.
  • A moose's romantic interlude with a lawn ornament gets on the news.
  • A woman lists various Christmas things to put in her fruitcake.
  • Spiders want to eat a giant fly off the top of an exterminator's van.
  • A woman has a sculpture of part of a speech bubble on her coffee table.
  • A man has a runny nose and the woman in front of him in line is wearing a kerchief.


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