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  • People's beers come with cocktail additions in them.
  • A woman says orange is the only black for her because her orange cat always sheds on her clothes.
  • Chewtoes snack food, made of toenails, parodies Cheetos.
  • An orange gives birth to lemons and her husband is suspicious.
  • A leaf dyes herself to look young in the fall.
  • Pear can't compare new apple girlfriend to old orange girlfriend.
  • Orange wife suspects late husband arriving of being freshly squeezed.
  • Poets lobby dictionary makers to add word that rhymes with orange.
  • Jealous orange hears her mate call a clementine "darling."
  • Neighbor compliments Christmas tree with orange car fur which he thinks is tinsel.
  • Woman overboard cruise ship refuses to wear unfashionable orange life jacket.
  • A tomato doesn't know whether he belongs with fruits or with vegetables.


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