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  • Tulip asks why flower has put on rose-colored glasses.
  • A woman's hot flashes mean her heating bills are cheaper.
  • A man has a spider in his soup.
  • Well-adjusted willow has branches pointing upward rather than downward.
  • By beating test subject, researchers hope to treat incurable optimism.
  • Man asks man wearing monocle if he is a glasses-half-full guy.
  • Downward pointing tail reveals inconsistent message about presentation.
  • Janet's sleep comforter does a horrible job comforting her.
  • Fish tells shark that it's half eaten but shark tells fish it's a pessimist.
  • People love watching snowflakes fall, and snowflakes love watching people fall.
  • Judge tells a woman she can't legally change her name.


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