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  • Snow woman complains that melting snowman date’s online profile said he was taller and he answers he was that morning.
  • Potato woman on laptop likes online dating profile of Mr Potatohead with many ears.
  • Printer gets heart broken when computer tells her there is not an available printer.
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  • Cat versions of social networking websites.
  • One half of a yin yang finds its other half on match.com.
  • A vampire goes on dating websites and refuses to date anyone with a thick skin.
  • A woman thinks a man is lame for having nothing better to do than IM her on a Saturday night, but then she realizes she's doing the same thing.
  • A man says he's a dog person because he likes pets that show affection, but the woman he's talking to has affectionate cats.
  • A cat looks for a date on a dating site.
  • A man is surprised to find that his date is a duck, since he thought she was just making a duck face in her profile picture.
  • Antelope is accused of photoshopping horns in profile pic.


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