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  • Kids text at the Thanksgiving table, so their dad says he'll text Grace.
  • Van Gogh's friend said she really liked the chew toy he gave her dog, but the toy was his ear.
  • A poodle's owner shaves a maze into his hair.
  • A man showers with dolphins instead of swimming with them.
  • Cinderella asks Prince Charming if he wants to go shopping to see how many other shoes fit her.
  • Everything Queen Midas touches turns to shoes.
  • A fly has a fetish for being shooed away.
  • Famous cartoons in rehab for addictions.
  • Spinal tap cell phones signal bars go all the way to six.
  • Flat faced cat is at the vet because it spent all summer staring at a bird nest at the window.
  • Popeye and Bluto's therapist tells them they both have an unhealthy Oyl dependency.


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