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  • Romance was counted by stars in the sky, but now counted by cat videos on the Internet.
  • Drawing cartoons got easier because phones, computers, and TVs can be replaced with smartphones.
  • Candy canes have been replaced by candy motor scooters.
  • A balloon animal deflates and needs oxygen.
  • Researcher needs expedited shipment of tranquilizer darts as tiger approaches now.
  • Then, the master of reality was the Black Sabbath record. Now, the master of reality TV is The Osbournes.
  • Humpty Dumpty had poor reception on his cell phone, lost concentration and fell.
  • Beach vacation photos used to have crabs biting a man's foot, but now they have a needle stabbing his toe.
  • Woman taking medicine labeled "Take Only As Directed" is following director's orders to take out one pill, then fill glass with water.


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