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  • Nothing appears under the Christmas tree because all the gifts are digital downloads.
  • The emperor is easy to shop for because you can get him empty boxes and he'll think they're full of clothes.
  • A beaver in a forest complains to his mom that there's nothing to eat.
  • A snake is sad because she was going to eat eggs but the nest was empty.
  • According to truth-in-vending policies, the snack machine is labeled "double or nothing."
  • A man thinks his grass seed is defective, but really the birds in his yard are growing fat on it.
  • A man runs out of Whack cereal.
  • Dominik Hasek blocks all the food his parents try to give him.
  • Mark's family comes up with cartoon ideas for Father's Day.
  • A dog eats the Thanksgiving turkey and pretends not to know anything.
  • Seinfeld responds to every question with "nothing" through his life.
  • Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.


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