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  • Yoda fails at New Year's resolution to speak using proper sentence structure.
  • A dog resolves to be less easily distracted, but he doesn't finish the note because he gets distracted by a squirrel.
  • A woman makes a post about spending less time on Facebook, but then obsessively checks to see if anyone has liked the post.

  • Lots of brain cells die on New Year's Eve.
  • Two Christmas trees both got dumped on New Year's.
  • Little Bo Peep refuses Humpty Dumpty's egg snog at a nursery rhyme new year's party.
  • After drinking at crazy New Year's Eve party, snowman thinks snowwoman has his torso.
  • After New Year's party, a man wants to sleep the day away like his cats.
  • Dan's OCD prompts him to countdown three hours early to the new year.
  • Surgeons suggest not using confetti in the operating room for New Year's Celebration.
  • Explosion at confetti factory has people on street in a good mood, except owner.
  • Man can't stay awake when his resolution to cut back caffeine is successful.


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