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  • Man reads list of red ink altered New Year resolutions changed to dogs’ wants as dog naps with marker.
  • Sad Christmas ornaments left in the box hope for next year in support group.
  • Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
  • One Zilla monster asks another eating a chocolate factory if it broke it’s New Year’s Resolution already.
  • Woman asks man why he’s wearing 2018 glasses but he likes them better because he has three eyes.
  • A man's New Year's resolution to only be in funny cartoons fails.
  • Firecracker checks GPS before taking off.
  • A dog resolves to be less easily distracted, but he doesn't finish the note because he gets distracted by a squirrel.
  • A woman makes a post about spending less time on Facebook, but then obsessively checks to see if anyone has liked the post.

  • Lots of brain cells die on New Year's Eve.
  • Two Christmas trees both got dumped on New Year's.
  • Little Bo Peep refuses Humpty Dumpty's egg snog at a nursery rhyme new year's party.


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