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  • Man reads list of red ink altered New Year resolutions changed to dogs’ wants as dog naps with marker.
  • One Zilla monster asks another eating a chocolate factory if it broke it’s New Year’s Resolution already.
  • A man's New Year's resolution to only be in funny cartoons fails.
  • A dog resolves to be less easily distracted, but he doesn't finish the note because he gets distracted by a squirrel.
  • A woman makes a post about spending less time on Facebook, but then obsessively checks to see if anyone has liked the post.

  • Two Christmas trees both got dumped on New Year's.
  • Little Bo Peep refuses Humpty Dumpty's egg snog at a nursery rhyme new year's party.
  • Dan's OCD prompts him to countdown three hours early to the new year.
  • Gotham uses embarrassing pictures of Batman as a better Bat Signal so that Batman will come quicker.
  • A fish writes its new year's evolution wishes.
  • A woman doesn't stop watching her soap operas because of amnesia.
  • A restaurant serves a meal designed to break as many New Year's Resolutions at once as possible.

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