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  • Airplane pilot watching same in-flight movie as passengers isn't paying attention to flying.
  • Humpty Dumpty's legacy consists of a legal warning that the wall is high to prevent lawsuits.
  • Christmas tree isn't watered enough, so it takes the water from a nearby fish bowl.
  • Lumberjack saws worker's legs and then complains about woodchip in eye.
  • A turkey surgeon is worried about leftovers.
  • A snake eats all of the Easter Bunny's eggs while he's in the bathroom.
  • A wilted Christmas tree flicks an ornament at a man; its decorations read "water me."
  • A baby's dad gets distracted during a sports game and doesn't burp him.
  • A man forgets to deactivate the kill switch in his car, so it tries to stab him.


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