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  • The Devil recommends to student tin class to take a three-pronged approach for motivation.
  • Father motivates child to learn Spanish by having her withdraw allowance from ATM.
  • Evolution theory for female fish - lots of shoes.
  • Instead of tempting a horse with a carrot, a wagon owner tempts his lion with Carrot Top.
  • A company dangles carrot cake instead of a carrot in front of a woman to get her to perform better.
  • A woman keeps pushing her diet back until after the holidays, but once the holidays end her Girl Scout cookies arrive.
  • Workers hope their boss doesn't realize they aren't working, and their boss hopes his workers don't realize he isn't working.
  • People work out in preparation for Thanksgiving, while a turkey tries to be too skinny to be killed.
  • A cat always looks at a woman's new purchases because it wants to shed on them.
  • Cat reads a book about learning to walk on a tight rope because there are lots of birds resting on the electrical wires outside.


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