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  • Male middle aged preying mantis insect at bar prefers virginity & sexual abstinence to head loss sex.
  • Older werewolf man sees full moon and transforms but stops when forgets what he was doing.
  • Old Spider Man’s web-shooter malfunctions missing bank robber.
  • Mayfly’s birthday card says “Life begins at 40 minutes.”
  • A galapagos turtle turns 150.
  • A man goes from sharing peace and love with thousands to buying thousands of shares of lumber stock.
  • Snow White eats a poisoned apple, but her husband wants to wait until after the game to take her to the hospital.
  • The Mutant Ninja Turtles sit around watching TV and drinking beer when they get older.
  • Legal department for The Beach Boys says the name has to be changed to The Beach Middle-Aged Men because "boys" is false advertising.


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